「・・・・ちょっと。それ、
醤油だろ?」
「うん。焼いて掛けて食べると、すっごく旨いんだ」
よだれを垂らしている。
明らかに薬のやりすぎだ。
「お客様。どうもすみません」
店の奥から娘が現われた。
まだ学生だった。
彼女は父親である主を店の奥に下がらせる。
「最近、父はちょっとおかしいんです」
その
初々しい頬を恥ずかしそうに赤らめる。
「ええと、額のキノコに効くのは、こちらです」
「・・・・これって、あの、まさか・・・・」
「そうです。まさに避妊具です」
元「
koebu」
舞坂うさもさんが演じてくださった!
Mushroom PharmacyAs mushrooms grew on my forehead,
I rushed to a nearby pharmacy.
I was familiar
with a late-night pharmacy shopkeeper.
"You were lucky, if you had a nose"
"What happens if mushrooms grow on my nose?"
"Well, of course, the girls laugh at you."
Happy shopkeeper smile.
I'm not happy at all.
Anyway, medicine.
A variety of large and small chemicals are displayed
on the shelves without any gaps.
"Is there any medicine
that works for the mushroom on the forehead?"
"Um, this is an old medicine."
"Hey, is that soy sauce?"
"Yeah. Bake it, pour it and eat it, it's really good."
He is drooling.
He is obviously overdose.
"Customer. Sorry."
His daughter appeared from the back of the store.
She was still a student.
She lets her father, a shopkeeper,
go down into the store.
"Recently, my dad is a bit strange."
She blushes her innocent cheeks shyly.
"Um, this is what works for the forehead mushrooms."
"Is this what you mean?"
"Yes. It's a contraceptive."